Leviticus 14:33-45...A warning against complacency toward mold

And the LORD spake unto Moses and unto Aaron, saying,

When ye be come into the land of Canaan, which I give you for a possession, and I put the plague of leprosy in a house of the land of your possession;

And he that owneth the house shall come and tell the priest, saying, it seemeth to me there is as it were a plague in the house:

Then the priest shall command that they empty the house, before the priest go into it to see the plague, that all that is in the house be not made unclean: and afterward the priest shall go in to see the house:

And he shall look on the plague, and, behold, if the plague be in the walls of the house with hollow strakes, greenish or reddish, which in sight are lower than the wall;

Then the priest shall go out of the house to the door of the house, and shut up the house seven days:

And the priest shall come again in the seventh day, and shall look: and behold, if the plague be spread in the walls of the house;

Then the priest shall command that they take away the stones in which the plague is, and they shall cast them into an unclean place without the city:

And he shall cause the house to be scraped within round about, and they shall pour out the dust that they scrape off without the city into an unclean place:

And they shall take other stones, and put them in the place of those stones; and he shall take other morter, and shall plaister the house.

And if the plague come again, and break out in the house, after that he hath taken away the stones, and after he hath scraped the house, and after it is plaistered;

Then the priest shall come and look, and behold, if the plague be spread in the house, it is a fretting leprosy in the house: it is unclean.

And he shall break down the house, all the stones of it, and the timber thereof, and all the morter of the house; and he shall carry them forth out of the city into an unclean place.

Oni wa soto!

Hello my relations,

Hope you are having a beautiful day this 7-4. Things here are fine. The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, our takoja is at peace and everyone here has had a well-deserved good breakfast. Hopefully, your takoja is enjoying a similar morning.

As many of you may already know, today is the grand opening of the Ayuwa’si Holocaust museum, and to celebrate this occasion our family has collected an array of artistic works with more Ayuwa’si firepower than the most extravagant hanabi display imaginable.

Trial by Ayuwa’si Fire, the opera that documents the creation of these works, will be presented for the first time today in the Ayuwa’si Industrial Zone as a FREE thank you gift from my family to our community to express our appreciation for its support and good wishes.

If you live too far away from Ayuwa’si to witness this event personally, don’t despair…the opera has a built-in function designed to help folks like you feel like Ayuwa’si itself has arrived at your doorstep.

If you do not find our theatre before dawn tomorrow, please don’t give up on seeing its latest production. The creation and presentation of artistic works as diverse and stunning as those featured in Trial by Ayuwa’si Fire requires time, natural resources, and lots and lots of exorcism supplies. Also, some of the participating artists have not yet been made aware of their role in our family production, but this will happen in due time.

While you are waiting to witness this unique pageant of talent and good intentions, please feel free to join the growing contingent of volunteers who are helping to re-stock our production team’s exorcism supply kit, which is always in need of replenishment. As a volunteer on this production, your donated exorcism supplies will be converted into delicious snaques etc. and served to you personally at a Snaque Shaque near you just as soon as each and every participating Trial by Ayuwa’si Fire artist has enjoyed a good breakfast as compensation for their artistry.

If you are at a loss for ideas about how you can donate exorcism supplies to our production team, here are a few hints.

-Exorcism supplies can be new or used
- Maps, Bibles, quit-claim deeds and flutes are all suitable as exorcism tools
-Homemade “Secession, not hate” flags, Traces Library inheritance claim tickets, and pictures of the Blue Hole are ideal for purposes of exorcism

Folks who have no access to the items above are encouraged to seek safer ground than the ground they are currently inhabiting by reciting phrase below loudly, clearly, and in a spirit of uncowed independence tempered with sober respect for all victims of the American Holocaust.

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Jigoku ja nai desu yo, kono hen wa!
Tengoku desu yo, Ayuwa’sishima wa!
Oni wa soto!

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I need to go now to help the players get ready for the opera, and wish you a day full of illumination and blessings. Thank you for reading, and thanks in advance for supporting the mission of the American Holocaust Museum in Ayuwa’si, Katuah.

Namaste,
Nantoka
7-4-09

Happy 7-2

Hello my relations,

Hope you are all doing well and feeling spry, un-defiled, creative and safe.

Those of you who are in the process of cramming for exams at the Ayuwa'si Academy of Ninjutsu are extended a special set of wishes for health and happiness. Your studies are important to our Nation, and your diligence and efforts are vastly appreciated.

I am getting some advice now and then that I need to take a break from my own training in this field of study, since this education can be a harrowing, and even nauseating, experience at times.

Although I do not disagree with this sentiment, I fail to see a window of opportunity in which to make use of such advice. Terrorism against our Nation is at a turning point in many ways, since evil acts against our people have reached such staggering proportions that evildoers themselves are showing signs of deep exhaustion as a result of their exposure to visibility and traumatizing incidents.

Terrorism and duplicity are difficult, dangerous, mind-warping tasks, and as good farmland keeps getting scooped up for use by non-terrorists, the odds keep getting slimmer and slimmer that bad people will enjoy good breakfasts in the days and years to come. It is my firm belief that once the good breakfast thing goes away permanently for these people, nutritional science and well-deserved nightmares will not take long to reclaim what is left of the enemy's morale and stamina.

I leave you today with an excerpt from Sun Tzu's The Art of War, in the hopes that it will cheer and inspire you, and enable you to successfully defend your own takoja from evil, in all its various disguises.

Have a beautiful day! -Suzy

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"Standing your ground awaiting those far away, awaiting the weary in comfort, awaiting the hungry with full stomachs, is mastering strength."

-Sun Tzu
The Art of War

Takai, ne, ethnic cleansing wa!

Dear friends & readers,

Hope you are all doing well. Many thanks to all of you who have helped my family and I through our recent adventures. Despite an assortment of challenges to their safety and well-being, Cleo, Dracola, Ninja, Princess and Nuti the Goldfish are all doing well, thanks to your support and encouragement.

Sadly, however, Nuti lost her partner, Rati the Goldfish, yesterday. And although nothing about Rati’s passing suggests that racially motivated foul play has occurred, Nuti’s loss should give us all good reason to reflect on the vast expensive-ness and the toxic effects of ethnic cleansing in all its forms and disguises.

Nuti’s namesake is a silly-looking critter I drew many years ago. An eyeball floats in space in front of her, bringing to mind one way in which the Japanese express the concept of sticker shock. “Your eyeballs will out,” my teacher used to say when describing something incredibly “takai” (expensive).

In memory of innocent beings like Rati, and in celebration of those that survive him, our little patch of the Romany Rez in Katuah is currently busy examining, through writings and artwork, the out-of-body eyeball phenomenon as it relates to the evils of ethnic cleansing. I hope you will join us here soon to help co-create this body of work so that Rezidents like Rati can be properly mourned when they pass, and by this I mean that their passing will be framed within a sober awareness of the fact that many of us on Earth still live in a Holocaust-shaped world.

Buried radioactive waste is sometimes marked with glyphs as a way of providing language-independent instructions to future generations about embedded hazards within their world…but could it be that this practice would be put to much better use in documenting the half-life of ethnic cleansing? Great waves of suffering, churned out by tides of Holocaust denial, suggest to me that in Katuah, at least, there is no time like the present to scrutinize past acts of violence and genocide for clues about creating a functional and harmonious future.

Warm regards,
Suzy

Fun scripture selections for visionary gardeners

Ezekiel 34: 27-29

And the tree of the field shall yield her fruit, and the earth shall yield her increase, and they shall be safe in their land, and shall know that I am the Lord, when I have broken the bands of their yoke, and delivered them out of the hand of those that served themselves of them.

And they shall no more be a prey to the heathen, neither shall the beast of the land devour them; but they shall dwell safely, and none shall make them afraid.

And I will raise up for them a plant of renown, and they shall be no more consumed with hunger in the land, neither bear the shame of the heathen any more.

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"Green shoots" of economic progress just more schwag industries in the making?

Dear reader,

While browsing recent issues of financial newspapers as of late I have noticed many a reference to food security, liability concerns with respect to abandoned properties, etc.

Your assistance in clipping and/or interpreting such articles is vastly appreciated, as is any help you can offer in quantifying and/or documenting the growth of shoots of so-called progress, green or otherwise.

I will be happy to trade you View by the pound if you can furnish my fancy new arts factory with nicely presented items from the list above. If you like, you can also volunteer on site. Your View must be 100% satisfactory or I will give you the cash equivalent of items or assistance provided.

With your help, and a bit of help from the County of Floyd, Virginia, we can help ensure that the green shoots of progress some of us are seeing do not turn out to take root and become pure Schwag.

Please stay tuned to learn more about doing battle with Schwag in Floyd County, VA and beyond.

Sincerely,
Suzy

P.S. My arts factory is very reasonably priced at just 109K and since it seems to be raining arts every day here (adding exponentially to my curatorial burden) let us just say that I am entertaining all even-more-reasonable offers!

It is a good day for the Schwag industry to die!

Dear Willie Nelson-sensei,

Happy 4-19! And much Aloha from the warm heart of Ayuwasi's busy industrial district, where I have been sent on an important Bear Magic Hockey Team bank mission: Eradicating Schwag from planet Earth. My teammates in this effort are the workers of the AIZ, the Ayuwa'si Industrial Zone, a realm that was born this very morning.

Some folks out there might be asking why folks in Ayuwa'si have chosen a peaceful Sunday morning in one of Earth's most gorgeous places to create an industrial zone which is focused on ridding the planet of sucky brown cannabis.

Sucky brown cannabis, in our minds, represents just a small portion of the Schwag industry iceberg, so our mission is not as simple as getting rid of this sort of pollution. Schwag, for the purposes of the Ayuwa'si Industrial Zone, is defined as any sucky work or product, and is not a term that is only applied to low grade cannabis.

This means that for us, fighting the Schwag industry is highly complex pursuit which demands much of its warriors, including a deep understanding of how any product, agricultural or otherwise, that is created un-mindfully and without compassion has the potential to unleash tsunami after tsunami of misery and violence.

That being said, I should mention that a recent newspaper article brought in from the Big World has spurred many of us to action in reducing the harm caused by Schwag cannabis trading between Mexico and the United States. Stories of decapitations, communities lost to gangs, and violence against law enforcement have scared the apathy right out of us, and we now have an industrial zone to prove it.

I sure wish you could be here with us today in the AIZ to spend your Bear Magic realty credits and to witness history in the making, but folks here are planning to make history every day for many days to come so please don't be too miffed at them for not giving you a heads-up about the big opening ceremony this morning.

You should also know that an honorary table was set for you and your creative team at the company cafe's breakfast celebration this morning, so anyone that asks should be informed that you and your teammates are VERY important around here and have been so right from the start. If anyone doubts this please have them call my office to make arrangements to see the gigantic "right to farm" pennants that were lovingly set in storage this morning after the Bear Magic team cleaned the breakfast table they festooned.

Here in Ayuwa'si, Sunday is considered by many to be a super-lucky day and a great time of the week to dig up Scripture with just the perfect amount of zing in it to scare the you-know-what out of Schwag manufacturers and other nefarious characters. Here, for example, is a nifty reading I found in Micah 2 this morning:

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WOE to them that devise iniquity, and work evil upon their beds! when the morning is light, they practice it, because it is in the power of their hand.

And they covet fields, and take them away by violence; and houses, and take them away: so they oppress a man and his house, even a man and his heritage.

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Lucky finds like this bit of Scripture make this Sunday a perfect day to introduce our entrepreneurial spirit to the wider world.

Willie Nelson-sensei, I have lots to do today and need to wrap this letter up, but I hope that you will feel welcome to visit our little beehive of anti-Schwag activity soon so that you can join us in taking a bite out of drug violence, Ayuwa'si style.

I have hand-picked some choice properties in your Bear Magic realty credit price range and taken the liberty of putting them under Bear Magic contract to prevent their abuse or misuse by less qualified settlers while you and your creative team decide which places in Ayuwa'si you would like to inhabit and/or set up business in or near the hub of all that is anti-Schwag.

Once our team succeeds in deflating the sub-universe inside which Schwag weed is grown, traded for capital, and otherwise used to lend credibility and resources to a sinking, parasite-ridden economic raft, I am sure that so many doors of hope and opportunity will open that many folks will be hard pressed to choose which sort of Heaven they want to inhabit.

Until that time, you will find me and my teammates here, in a "Heaven just waiting to happen," as our pitchmen have so aptly put it.

By the way, my Bank President door is always open to you, so please don't hesitate to stop by for some financial advice, or for snacks.

Thank you for your continued efforts to advance human culture. May this missive find you and your dear ones well, un-persecuted, and at the height of their creativity.

Sincerely,

Suzy Nees
Bear Magic Hockey Team Bank president

PS. Have a good day tomorrow!