Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Waiting for Nelson-sensei...Part 11

Dear Willie Nelson-sensei,

Ohayogozaimasu! Asa gohan o dozo! This breakfast table has been set with great amounts of love and affection for you and your dear ones as a way of honoring your contributions to the arts and culture in this and other realms.

If it does not look quite like a breakfast table to you right now, please be patient. An outright war on culture takes a bit of time to reverse. When this table's elements are taste-able, palatable, and yielding ikigai, our teams need to meet up and smash a big old "Wovoka was Right" themed pinata, because a milestone and a half will have been passed at that point.

By the way, if you should notice a sign in the cabin of our aircraft which indicates that it is time to stow your dinnerware and such to keep it from flying about, please feel free to ignore it. This sign does not apply to the breakfasts served aboard Air Katuah, as they are designed to be extremely low-impact, both in a literal and a figurative sense.

Once again, thank you for your commitment to humanitarian issues in this region, and thank you for trusting the Bear Magic Hockey Team bank with your business resources. We appreciate your patronage, and hope that you will be in touch immediately as soon as you land in Katuah, so that we can get your team's feedback about breakfast, and begin preparing lunch etc. for your team.

Please enjoy your stay in our sacred realm, and do not hesitate to contact me for any reason whatsoever should you require our banking and/or food security services.

May the spotlights in Roanoke, VA treat you extra-well tonight!


Suzy Nees
Bank president
Bear Magic Hockey Team Bank